Today's Haiku
May 28th, 2006His lack of pigment
Isn't what makes him good at
Solving Rubik's Cubes
Bowling for Columbine
May 26th, 2006Charlton Heston's right
to have a gun makes me think
Charlton Heston's wrong.
Sexy Beast
May 24th, 2006Leather skin like a
Suitcase, holdall, like a fat
Fucking Crocodile
Meet the Fockers
May 23rd, 2006Middle name Martha,
She's marrying a Focker.
That gag's just lazy.
Backdraft
May 22nd, 2006'Silence Of The Lambs'
with firemen, but Donald's
much less Lecterous
Men In Black
May 21st, 2006If it really is
the last suit you'll ever wear,
It'll get smelly.
Spellbound
May 20th, 2006Odd child with braces
Goes through a bad spell at the
Geek olympiad