Today's Haiku

December 12th, 2005

Three Mini Coopers...
Big traffic Jam in Turin...
Gold for the taking???

by Lenny

Posted in Action, Comedy, Crime, 1990s | 2 Comments

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The Pillow Book

December 11th, 2005

This film does feature
Ewan McGregor's penis.
I forget what else.

by Dave

Posted in Drama, 1990s | No Comments

Weird Science

December 10th, 2005

Two nerds make a girl
and throw a big house party.
It's very Eighties.

by Tim

Posted in Comedy, 1980s | No Comments

Shallow Grave

December 9th, 2005

There's this doctor, who
Shares a flat with Doctor Who.
Obi Wan's there, too.

by Dave

Posted in Thriller, 1990s | 2 Comments

Bedknobs & Broomsticks

December 8th, 2005

Witch flees from Brucie,
then saves England from Nazis.
Didn't she do well ?

by Iaiaiaiain

Posted in Children's, 1970s | No Comments

Swordfish

December 7th, 2005

How many of you
Watched this rubbish just to see
Halle Berry's tits?

by Dave

Posted in Action, 2000s | 1 Comment

Jude

December 6th, 2005

Hardy's grimmest book
The only ray of sunshine:
Kate Winslet naked

by Tim D

Posted in Drama, 1990s | No Comments

Dude, Where’s My Car?

December 5th, 2005

We have lost our car.
Our girlfriends are not happy.
What happened last night?

by Alyson

Posted in Comedy, 2000s | 7 Comments

Dig!

December 4th, 2005

Forget Spinal Tap
The life of Anton Newcombe
Could be none more black.

by Dave

Posted in Documentary, 2000s | No Comments

Shaolin Soccer

December 3rd, 2005

No "Goldenballs" here -
But Steel Leg and Iron Head
Still show their mettle.

by Dave

Posted in Action, Comedy, 2000s | No Comments

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